Three amazing definitions from UrbanDictionary.com:
October 10: Shoplift the Pooty
When a man sleeps with a single mother with a small child.
Also, when a man expresses false adornment for a women's child in order to sleep with her.
Dude, look at John and Sara. He straight up shoplifted the pooty.
imaginary bluetooth
October 13 480 up, 642 down
An imaginary telephone device popular with riders of public transport, those having manic episodes, paranoid schizophrenics, and just common talk to yourself out loud types.
a. Whoa, dude on the escalator is yakking away to no one and there's no bluetooth in his ear.
b. Imaginary bluetooth in action. Probably on his way to the bus.
by wheaty 36 comments more bluetooth paranoid schizoprenia bus talking to yourself star trek
Shower Tissue
October 12 1699 up, 569 down
When you're in a shower and have to blow your nose. You use your index and thumb and replicate the actions of blowing your nose then letting the shower wash the boogers away.
"Man, the other day I Shower Tissued and it flew onto my face!"
by Jeff Aalms 52 comments more
Monday, October 13, 2008
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